The Old Man Christmas Story T-Shirt Size:3XL This was Aunt Clara's thinking

This was Aunt Clara's thinking when she made a pink Easter Bunny outfit for Ralphie in the 1983 holiday comedy A Christmas Story

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The mask will fit most adults and is composed of latex

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The Old Man Christmas Story T-Shirt Size:3XL This was Aunt Clara's thinkingThroughout the 1983 Christmas classic movie A Christmas Story the narrator, who is voiced by an adult version of Ralphie Parker, refers to his dad only as "The Old Man". During the movie his dad fights a never ending battle with the furnace. Thus the shirt refers to him as a Furnace Fighter from Northern Indiana.