My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A tribute to the Tropicana

A tribute to the Tropicana

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right

but nobody on earth is buying it

Surviving a biker bar full of angry road warriors requires exactly one dance move

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A tribute to the TropicanaListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with